I Am Voldie Fierce

Feast your normal-human-looking eyes on THIS, Lucius! I was scouring the mail looking for the latest issue of Rhinestones Weekly when I found the most delightful envelope! Upon opening, I found that I was PRE-APPROVED for a Gringotts credit card! PRE-APPROVED!! I don’t think I’ve been this pleased since I murdered that entire village of pygmies on our vacation to Papua New Guinea last summer!

Oh, stop your incessant babbling, Malfoy. I see absolutely no downside to this! With this handy device, we can have our matching, color-coordinated tracksuits delivered directly to us instead of having to wear those hideously unflattering floral muu-muus to pick them up at The Magic Stick Boutique.

(fuckyeahvoldemort:aliciaschopsticks)